So the New York Daily News has a tantalizing headline:

Greeks bear Paris grudge

... hmm, one thinks ... the Greeks are mad at the French? You don't suppose this has something to do with the Trojan War? You click through and ...

Greece's biggest shipping families have banded together to make sure their sons don't even think about marrying Paris Hilton. ...

... so they're scared that Paris will take away a Hellene?